What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?